Inauguration Weekend: A Running Journal

Sorry everyone that I haven't had a post for a few days. As we all know Barack Obama is going to be sworn in as our 43rd (really 42nd) President tomorrow. Quite a few people that I know are going to the Inauguration, and I've had a busy weekend myself. So I decided to keep a running journal of how I spent my weekend, looking forward to Tuesday and the future of our country. Some or all of these things may be true.....

Friday:

5pm-Finished work. Headed directly to the gym.

7pm-Returned from the gym, immediately began making Chicken Parm for dinner.

830pm-Finished dinner, started playing The Office DVD Board Game. Texted my sister to see if she wanted to come over.

845pm-Made first round of drinks (jack and diet for me, firefly for the ladies)

915pm-Got really pissed at the The Office DVD Board Game for sucking at life. Game had a lot of promise but the videos did not advance (so we got the same questions over and over again). Thanks Frank, you're an asshole!

930pm-Began playing DDR. Made 3rd round of drinks. Talked to Brian "Yes I Was Erect" Coffill for the 1st time.

931pm-Made 4th round of drinks.

932pm-Made 5th round of drinks.

933pm-Did my civic duty by saving the rainforest.

1130pm-Started dance hall karaoke. Had a few more drinks.

1230am-Spoke with Brian "Yes I was Erect" Coffill for the 2nd time. Laid down in front of the fireplace to relax/stop the room from spinning.

130am-Fell asleep to the Sounds of Music. Either the hills were alive or the room was moving a bit.

Saturday:

7am-Trying to save the environment, I respond to not turning down the thermostat last night by turning it all the way down to 60 degrees.

11am-Wake up and in-hale a bowl of Life cereal. Life is really an underated cereal. Despite getting soggy as soon as you add milk, it still is quite good. It is even better when you use Kahlua instead of milk.

12pm-Sat around on the couch until 5pm watching college basketball.

5pm-Showered.

530pm-Bailed out US by paying off the entire national debt.

630pm-Dinner at Taste of Thai in Greensboro. It was ok, not great. Apparently the Pad Thai could have been better. The hot sauce did a great job on my digestive system though! Drank a couple of scorpion bowls. Then drove home on the wrong side of the road.

830pm-Stopped at Harris Teeter to get items for breakfast and baking.

9pm-Baked Oatmeal Raisin cookies as a team. Drank more Jack and Diet.

930pm-Began watching Season 1 of Arrested Development. Drank some more.

1030pm-Booked Meg's vacation.

1031pm-Steph discovered Peaches' vagina.

11pm-Ate some cookies, they are very good dunked in Baileys.....

12am-Went to bed.

3am-Rendevue with the wife

Sunday-

1pm-Woke up. Had breakfast of egg, turkey bacon and english muffin. Made a shitty omlette for my wife. Apparently she didnt like the taste of vodka in her eggs.

3pm-Went for a 4.5 mile run.

315pm-Cooled off by drinking a fifth of Tequila.

4pm-Watched some football, then went grocery shopping.

5pm-At Walmart I paid more than full-price for items to make sure my cashier could afford health insurance.

8pm-Asian appetizer night. Meg made the best and the worst dish. I made two mediocre dishes.

10pm-Began watching the WORST MOVIE EVER. Some chick flick about pants traveling all over, I definitely needed a stiff drink at this point.

12pm-Survived watching the WORST MOVIE EVER. My wife owes me a hour back of my life. Meg, your husband owes me a round of mini golf, where I can beat him like a rented mule (not that I support beating rented mules).

1202am-Started playing the "name the artist" digital music channel game. Starting drinking vodka as quickly as possible. I might as well had an IV.

202am-Went to bed.

Monday:

1030am-Woke up with a phone call from my boss. Though we've all known about the Inauguration for 2 months, Dunkin decided this morning that they want a sampling truck in DC.

1031-After taking a few sips of whiskey, worked out a packing list and product order for work, so that we can sample at the Inauguration.

1230pm-Had breakfast of leftover Chicken Parm.

2pm-Started writing up this blog.

245pm-Finally finished writing up this blog. Went to the gym, stopped at Goodwill to make a large donation of our old stuff.