A New Art: The Crash

There is a new style of art that has emerged from society’s dark underground to become a social forerunner of our generation. Although the art of wedding crashing does not accent the vibrant colors of a Picasso or charm the soul such as music, it electrifies the mind and body.

There are some people that get offended and are not accepting of wedding crashing. Please, don’t get me wrong, I understand people are entitled to their own opinions however, until they have fully experienced a crash, those people are ignorant and closed minded. I feel that these people are gutless and socially inept.

It is sad that there are people in the world that lack the confidence in themselves to take risks and to enjoy not only the rush of a crash but the memories of the crash. To me, those that dismiss wedding crashing without experiencing one, carry similar negative traits with them in their personal and professional lives. These are the types of people that hide in the corner and refuse to take risks. They spend their weekends at home with the dog instead of enjoying life. Overall, these individuals lack the mental capacity to understand life outside the box and how amazing the bigger picture actually is. That is pathetic and unfortunate… unfortunately these are traits that go beyond wedding crashing…

Sure, there are the closed minded people that feel that wedding crashing is absurd, immature and tacky. They feel that it is wrong to crash weddings because it is offensive to the family and to the couple. Many of these individuals are not married themselves and have not experienced the sacrament of marriage through their own eyes. They are not fortunate or again, too blind to understand the full meaning of a wedding celebration and that it goes far beyond the guestbook.

Weddings are a time of celebration, a chance to slip on the dancing shoes and an opportunity to forget about the stresses of the world and indulge in a few cocktails. On my wedding day, it did not matter who came, my focus was on my bride. If outsiders honored us by taking the time out of their day to watch me and my beautiful wife get married who am I to say otherwise.

Weddings are like sex. From the planning stages to the tears of happiness at the ceremony, being able to feel the eternal love between the bride and groom as they dance their first dance, experiencing how proud a father and mother are of their children and what this day truly means, and of course the fun and freedom of the dance floor, the body and mind is put in a state of euphoria… it is truly orgasmic.

Crashing allows us to experience these emotions over and over. Movies and film have created a negative image of wedding crashing. Again, those close minded people that can’t see the world outside the box only see wedding crashing as portrayed in the movies… ass hole drunks trying to get laid. They are blind to the bigger picture of how fulfilling it is to be apart of a wedding experience. There will always be a sense of personal accomplishment by taking a huge social risk and crashing a wedding but there will also be that feeling that only those who have crashed can experience. It creates a mental bond between crashers and allows us to see how pathetic those that judge without experience actually are.