Ownership is Patriotic

Land ownership is one of the values that our country was founded on. The United States was a place were anyone could get land and build a life for themselves. It was something that people in Europe never had the opportunity to do. If you weren't born into land or acquire it through marriage, you were pretty much fucked to be a 2nd class citizen your entire life.

It is a very exciting rite of passage for people to join the ownership level of society. It shows maturity, seriousness, and balls. So my buddy Frank the Tank and his wonderful fiance just recently bought a house. The Angry Sailor and his pain in the ass wife (just kidding! Your dog is a pain in the ass, your wife is great!) bought a home late last summer. So many other people I know have been trying to get into home ownership, and that is awesome. You are patriotic Americans and I salute you. You assholes that are perfectly content to rent....well you're commie pinkos to me! That is all.